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7 Greatest Jesse Quotes From The TV Series Breaking Bad

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at 2015.01.22
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Since its release in 2008, Breaking Bad has become a massive hit on screens across the globe. The TV show is about a high-school chemistry teacher (Walter White) who is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. In an attempt to secure his families future after his passing, he partners up with an ex high school student (Jesse Pinkman) and turns to the production (cooking) of crystal methamphetamine to make some fast money. Anyone that is familiar with the hit TV series will know that it is full of great characters; however, the star of the show has to be Jesse Pinkman (played by Aaron Paul) and throughout the entire series he comes out with some amazing quotes.

1. Season 2 Episode 9 – “4 Days Out”

Ohh a wireAMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Walt: And now, what shall we use to conduct this beautiful current with, hmm? What one particular element comes to mind, hmm? (Walt holds up a copper wire) Hmm?
Jesse: Ooooooh, WIRE!
Walt: COPPER!

2. Season 2 Episode 9 – “4 Days Out”

A robot?AMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: Alright, brake pads. Okay. What are we building?
Walt: You said it yourself.
Jesse: A ROBOT?

3. Season 3 Episode 10 – “Fly”

Ebola breaking badAMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: Dude, you scared the sh#t out of me. When you say it’s contamination. I mean, I’m thinking like… an ebola leak or something.
Walt: Ebola.
Jesse: Yeah, it’s a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

4. Season 3 Episode 9 – “Kafkaesque”

What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?AMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?

5. Season 2 Episode 4 – “Down”

My housing situation went testicularAMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.
Walt: I just gave you $600.
Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?

6. Season 1 Episode 3 – “…And the Bags in the River”

My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaningAMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: I didn’t ask for any of this! How am I supposed to live here now, huh? My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning.

7. Season 2 Episode 7 – “Negro Y Azul”

I'm a blowfish breaking badAMC Breaking Bad Screenshot via Netflix

Jesse: I’M A BLOW FISH! BLOW FISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOW FISHIN’ THIS UP!

So there we have it, some of our favourite quotes from Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad. If you have you own favourites we’d love to hear them so post them in the comments.

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